When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room

3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It’s where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Why do they call priest father? Because it’s too suspicious to call him daddy!

Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy

Whats the difference between axne and a priest??

1 waits till your 13 to come on your face

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down sport

what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators

What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

What’s the difference between a mole and a priest’s one what’s till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

A priest walks into a wine store

"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”

Do you know where priests go at night???

To all night sale a boys r us

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

How do you get a nun pregnant

You dress her up as an altar boy

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number “six,” Oh no… One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said “I need to have sex.” He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, “I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me.” The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession

What’s the difference between acne and a priest… Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers