Prevention

Prevention Jokes

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.