Prevention jokes
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.