Prevention jokes
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.