I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad
Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
if satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
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So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty, We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
my bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
