Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
the lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Fat chicks be like “Am i fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty” like none bitch u elephant pretty 😭😭😭
U need to eat make up in the inside beacuse Friend....... your so ulgy and your not even pretty in the outside
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
I’m glad I’m not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
