A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Bread is racist.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
