Guy tells his pal...My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or boy. "Congrats man...what are you gonna name it if it's a boy? .... We're going with Trevor. Ok, what if it's a girl?... then we'll have an abortion.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What starts with 'M' and ends in 'arrige' and is a mans favourite thing Miscarriage this joke never gets old just like the baby
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
what's better than having unprotected sex? getting an abortion.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What day are twins born the most Toos-day
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram? Looks like a Rerun.
abortion is not a murder is just canceling you pre order
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
what is more time consuming than children? waiting for your'e wife to go into labor!
Whats better than throwing up a stillborn? Making your wife eat it again
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
