Preference

Preference Jokes

Insult

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Blow job

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜

Carrot

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

Plastic

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

Movie

Whatโ€™s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

Snail

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

Emo

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

People

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Curry

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

Team

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Woman

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Nazi

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

Tea

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.