I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I love big hot sexy men.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
