Poverty jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Memes
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.