What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Poverty Jokes
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
