Poverty jokes

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.

If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.

And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!