Poverty jokes

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

He's got no home to run to.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Why can't orphans get a job?

Because they don't have a home.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.

If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.

And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.