Poverty jokes

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.

If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.

And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.