Poverty jokes
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."