What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
