Poverty jokes

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

He's got no home to run to.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.

If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.

And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

Why can't orphans get a job?

Because they don't have a home.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.