Poverty jokes
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Beans and toast.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.