Poverty jokes
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.