Poverty jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.