Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Poverty Jokes
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
