Poverty jokes
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
when you see a homeless man walking toward you
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.