Poverty jokes
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
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Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.