Poverty jokes
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.