Poverty jokes
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.