What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
Poverty Jokes
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.