Poverty jokes

Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Orphans have no home.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

He's got no home to run to.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

Why can't orphans get a job?

Because they don't have a home.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.