Poverty jokes
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Orphans have no home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.