Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Poverty Jokes
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
