Poverty jokes

Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

Orphans have no home.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

He's got no home to run to.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.