Poverty jokes
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Orphans have no home.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.