Poverty jokes

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

Orphans have no home.

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.