Poverty jokes

I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Orphans have no home.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.