Poverty jokes
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Orphans have no home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.