Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Poverty Jokes
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Orphans have no home.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
