Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
