Poverty jokes

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?

Because there is no home button.

Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.

What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?

A home button.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.