Poverty jokes
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
I like chips.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"