Poverty jokes

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?

It has a home button.

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.

What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?

A home button.

A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.

A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.

"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"

"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.

"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"

"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.

"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.