Poverty jokes

For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.

Why do orphans have an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

I get more care packages than Africa.

So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?

It has a home button.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.