Poverty jokes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
I get more care packages than Africa.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.