Poverty jokes
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
I get more care packages than Africa.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.