Poverty jokes
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
I get more care packages than Africa.