Poverty jokes

What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.

Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

What do you call a disabled orphan?

A left over vegetables.

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...

I get more care packages than Africa.

So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?

It has a home button.