Poverty jokes
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.