Poverty jokes
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.