Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
