Poverty jokes
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.