Poverty jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.