People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Poverty Jokes
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
