Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
