Poverty jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
When the card declines on child insurance.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.