One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
I get more care packages than Africa.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
