Poverty jokes
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.