Your balls are growing to big that they will pop like a balloon 🎈
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony? He wanted to clean out the blanket
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If this pops up on your timeline , fuck you
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996, they are popping off bro.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
Pop-up P
