Pop jokes
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Your Dad.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.