What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny. Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop"!
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle? Two dead babies in an acid bath
Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Hi guys I'm back and YES two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy! So The prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, die, and a toothbrush that is not your's >:) So you are going to put the die in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say "here. I got your toothbrush ready for you" Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they can not hit you once they taste it. Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry Prankster if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat when she got in the car the wheels popped. So I know this was not the best joke and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
what type of music is a balloon afraid of-pop
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
when i see james charles my popcorn goes pop pop
fuck me
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras but then I heard popping behind me
your moms like a candy machine she pops out any for anybodu
WHAT MUSIC SCARES BALOONS? POP MUSIC
WHY WOULD THE BANNANA SCREAM OUTCH BECAUSE GETTING PEALED
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
