If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
