Pop culture jokes
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.