Pop culture jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Memes
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Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."