Pop culture jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.