Pop culture jokes
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Mario (DYM 150).
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.