Pop culture jokes
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
All this Little Shop of Horrors merchandise and I still want to see more.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.