Pop culture jokes
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.