Pop culture jokes
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Memes
if your day is ruined, to make it worse:
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.