Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Pop Culture Jokes
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
