Pop culture jokes
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Memes
The ultimate speedrun
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.