Pop culture jokes
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)