Pop culture jokes
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.