Pop culture

Pop culture jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Vision

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Mask

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Memes

Orphan

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Spell

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Store

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Gwen

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Shrek

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.