Pop culture jokes
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Memes
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.