Pop culture jokes
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.