What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
