Pop culture jokes
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.