I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick
Poor bleach on it
YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
i saw a poor man and i gave him money and he said, nope i don,t need money so i gave him and he punch me for no reason.
if you are homeless get a home
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
Yo mama so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing Let It Go.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing." "What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun. "Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
yo mama so poor that when she went kfc she had to lick other peoples fingers
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
Yo mama so poor the Greasers got jealous.
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- πΆ your a dumb Communist Miss KadieπΆ Chandler-π΅ yup your one high fluting son of a gunπ΅ Mr. Beast- π΅ I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurantπ΅ Miss Kadie - π΅ donβt hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kidπ΅ kids- π΅ weβve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - π΅ I just want to die because Iβm so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
