Poor jokes

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.

Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.

So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.

Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

I turned gay because my wife is too poor.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.