Poor Jokes

you are so poor when I pass you ask for spair change and I was poor to

You so poor you lick post cards for food

You so poor you like post cards for food

I turned gay cus my wife is too poor

You so bad at games bro they gave u aid's before loosing 😹

im so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For 0$...

Flag of Congo - Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines

I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.

Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(