Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Yo mama so poor the Greasers got jealous.
You so poor you lick post cards for food
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
