Poor jokes

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

I turned gay because my wife is too poor.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹