Poor

Poor jokes

Robber

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Drug

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Management

Prostitution

What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Mama

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Memes

Change

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Mama

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Guy

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

Game

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Mamma

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Letter

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Man

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

Lollipop

Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?

Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.

Yo mama

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.