Poor jokes

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

I turned gay because my wife is too poor.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?

Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.