Politics jokes
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Make America hate again.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
iran
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.