What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Weedle will make you high.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
