Pokémon

Pokémon Jokes

Sex

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

Bar

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”

The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”

Police

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

Depression

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

Mama

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Knife

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"

Friend

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

Friend

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“