What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
Weedle make you high.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig
why did the pikachu say pi?? he had to use the bathroom
Out of the way i need to caterpee
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves
Friend: Whats that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me “Hey did you kno-“
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW