What’s the different between an orphan and Pikachu Pikachu I choose you
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Weedle will make you high.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig
Yo mama so dumb she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW
