have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”

Let me lickitung until you squirtle.

Guys, I’m sorry about these bad puns. I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.

Which pokemon listens to Aha? Takemeon

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop… to buy a Big Mac.

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon

What did Charizard said to Arceus knife to meet you literally I got you out of Pokemon sword and shield

I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW