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18 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.
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  • Bed

    53 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from user @oneinchweenie. The profile picture shows a person wearing a yellow and black hat. The text on the tweet reads: 'is anal squirting a thing or did this bitch just shit on my bed 😭😭'. The tweet was posted on 11/7/19.
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  • Virgin

    68 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."
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  • Emotion

    66 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".
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  • Potato

    15 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A close-up shot of a blue bowl filled with mashed potatoes and a pat of butter on top. The text above reads: "Food for thought: Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?" The text below states: "Kerry O'Shea | June 11, 2019-01:18 PM"
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  • Account

    10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.
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  • Nerd

    7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A tweet that reads: "imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say 'split that mf into fractions' with a skull emoji at the end.
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  • Food

    9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from "Roger from doordash" who asks to pick a number between 1 and 10. The recipient replies with "4". Roger responds "Wrong, no food for u". The recipient then asks "What", "Why", and "Roger please".
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  • Meth

    5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A tweet that says "my birthstone is crystal meth."
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  • Game

    102 views · XxxHackerxxX · 2 years ago

    fr

    The image shows a dog with its eyes closed and tongue out, representing a startled reaction. The text above reads "Me: 11 PM quietly playing games under the bed sheet. *slight noise from the hallway. Me:"
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  • Salad

    108 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago
    The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".
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  • Covid

    55 views · Advice · 3 years ago

    ..

    A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".
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  • Boyfriend

    47 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago
    The image shows two parts. The top part is a screenshot of a text message conversation between 'My Crush' and another person. 'My Crush' asks three questions: What is the missing vowel? A, E, ?, O, U, What is the opposite of hate? and What is the opposite of me? The answers received are I, Love, and My boyfriend, respectively. Below the screenshot are two pictures of the Kermit the Frog. In the first picture, Kermit is looking at the phone. In the second one Kermit is on the floor with hands on his chest in a painful position.
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  • Context

    18 views · 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

    How?

    An image shows a truck suspended in the air, caught on power lines. Two people are watching the truck from below. Text on the image: Images That Require More Context. 2:35 PM Apr 19, 2022. boredpanda.com
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  • Speed Limit

    1548 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A school zone speed limit sign indicating a 20 mph limit during specific hours (7:00 AM - 9:30 AM and 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM). Below the sign, a yellow banner contains text claiming that pedophiles love this sign because slower speeds give them more time to stare at children. The text then encourages people to share the post if they support raising the speed limit to 80 mph to keep children safe.
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  • Daughter

    377 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    The meme shows a conversation where a father confronts someone for taking his daughter's virginity. The person apologizes and then the image says "Virginity restored."
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  • Cat

    41 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."
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  • Hair

    394 views · blach66 · 3 years ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."
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  • Dog

    21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."
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  • Event

    28 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A promotional poster for a boxing match between Jake Paul and Joe Biden. The poster is titled “A Netflix Live Event” and has images of both men. It also shows “AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX” as the location and “Friday November 15” as the date of the fight. The logos of “Most Valuable Promotions” and “Netflix” are also visible.
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