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Bed

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Virgin

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.

Potato

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up shot of a blue bowl filled with mashed potatoes and a pat of butter on top. The text above reads: "Food for thought: Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?" The text below states: "Kerry O'Shea | June 11, 2019-01:18 PM"

Cheat

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.

Comparison

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A side-by-side comparison of a character from an animation with a very wide open mouth and a pink shoe with the tongue hanging out, resembling a wide open mouth. The text "my humor may be broken but this was hilarious" appears above the images. The username and date/time stamp are below the images.

Chat

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Line

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

The image shows three lines, each labeled with a different description. The first line is a straight line. The second line is a dash line. The third line has the label "iconic line:" above a scene from "Grey's Anatomy" where a woman says, "I go a little dark and twisty... but then I come back."

Creator

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post from YouTube Creators asking which Black creators people have turned to for joy, love, and belonging. There's a comment by @EDP445 and then YouTube Creators replying to the comment with clapping hands emoji.

Emotion

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

Kiss

rylee ♡ · 2 years ago

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Uncle

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

Nothing

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"

Promotion

Atx_cvpi_99 · 3 years ago

9/11 sale

Money

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @kanyewest. The tweet announces 'YEEZY MONEY IS HERE A NEW ECONOMY, BUILT ON CHAIN' and includes a link 'money.yeezy.com'. Below the tweet is a simulated text message conversation. A blue message bubble displays a long, random string of alphanumeric characters: 'DrZ26cKJDksVRWib3DVVsjo9 eeXccc7hKhDjViiYEEZY'. Below this message, it says 'Read 2:31 PM'. A 'Hide' button is visible at the bottom right of the message display. At the bottom of the Twitter post, the text 'YZY MONEY' is displayed with social media engagement metrics.

Scarf

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A tweet showing two images. The first one shows DMX with a gray scarf pulled up like a hood. The second shows a close-up of the scarf in a dark space with the reflective pattern of the scarf visible.

Idea

Anonymous · 2 years ago

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Head

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Nerd

Anonymous · 2 years ago

$A tweet that reads: "imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say 'split that mf into fractions' with a skull emoji at the end.$

Text message

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message, sent on Saturday at 10:25 PM, reads "Wyd baby girl" with heart eyes emoji. The second message, sent today at 8:02 AM, reads "I want your lil autistic ass to be mine" with a winky face emoji. The third message reads "Wyd today."

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