Pleasing jokes

Faker

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Guy

Gwen · 5 years ago

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Ball

BruhLushanda · 7 years ago

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

Angel

hewo · 5 years ago

Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.

Dad

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Please read all of it. I know it's long, please read all of it.

This dad heard his daughter praying. As she was praying, she came to an end: "Goodnight grandma, goodbye grandpa, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad didn't think about the grandpa part and headed to bed. The next morning, the mom and dad heard that the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just coincidence, so he carried on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye grandma, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." After he heard "goodbye grandma," his facial expression changed, and he went straight to bed. The next morning, the grandma died out of nowhere. The dad began to worry and continued on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad got scared, so he had a plan to go to work and stay hidden there. So that's what he did. When he got home the next day, his wife asked where he had been, and he replied back, "Sorry honey, I had a horrible day today." She replied back saying: "Oh, you think you had a bad day? The mailman just died on the front porch this morning!" If you get it, you get it.

Injury

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Bro is doing tricks on it😭

The image shows a tweet by user Kurrco, stating that Playboi Carti was injured during the shoot of a music video for the song 'KETAMINE'. There is a video thumbnail and an image of a knife hanging from a ceiling. There is also a reply from user Ferzsc, expressing extreme sympathy and offering to take Playboi Carti's pain.

Pleasing memes

Beta

It's Me your boy · 4 years ago

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

Child

The broken Joker · 4 years ago

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Covid

Made in China · 5 years ago

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Prayer

Aninumos · 3 years ago

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

Birthday

Katelynn · 1 year ago

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

Parent

Gwen · 5 years ago

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Orphan

Leyla · 4 years ago

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

Butthole

butthole · 8 years ago

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!