Pleasing jokes

Rumor

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

Text

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

Batman

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Golfer

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Chicken

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Memes

Love

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Faker

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Chat

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Prince

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Website

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Post

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

Friend

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Difference

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

P.S. Please comment and like!

Company

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Obsession

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.