Pleasing jokes

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"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

P.S. Please comment and like!

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

"Prince, please talk to me!"

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Alex, respond to me, please! LOL

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊