Pleasing jokes

Beta

    • Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

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    • Emo

    • An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

    "No," replies the adopted kid.

    "Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

    If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

    Like if you dislike emos.

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    • Pleasing memes

    Police Officer

    • Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

    What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

    Prince

    • Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

    PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

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    • Kid

    • Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

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    • Orphan

    • Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

    Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

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    • Chat

    • "Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

    Trash Can

    • I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.

    I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."

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    • Homework

    • Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

    Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?

    Me:

    "Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"