Pleasing jokes
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
can someone please tell what happened?
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya