Pleasing jokes

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

P.S. Please comment and like!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Alex, respond to me, please! LOL

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.