Pleasing jokes

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At the drive-thru window:

"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"

"We don't serve soup here!"

"Well, I didn't order any!"

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

can someone please tell what happened?

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.