Pleasing jokes
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Memes
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!