Pleasing jokes
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...