Meme stealing jokes

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.