Meme stealing jokes

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”