Meme stealing jokes

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"