Meme stealing jokes

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!