Players jokes

Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.

“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why can’t Americans play chess?

They lost 2 towers.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

What do you call a dick playing badminton?

A shuttlecock.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.

Who are the best at bowling?

Terrorists, they always throw strikes.

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan.