Players jokes

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?

They don't know where home plate is.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Because he stole first base.

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Why can't an Asian play baseball?

'Cause they always eat the bat!

What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

They lost 2 towers.

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan.

What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.