Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
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What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
Why can’t orphanes play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
