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What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."

I love playing games with my family.

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"

Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A. A seatbelt.

Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.