Play jokes
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."