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I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.