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Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"