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Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?