As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
why is ollie so boring he plays bord
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
what do orphans do after they win a game? Nothing they have no one to play games with.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why can't oraphans play basball?
because they dont know where home is
Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
