Plane jokes
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"