Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
I beat up my twin friends with a plane
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp of a roof
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
Normally I would tell a 911 but it’s two plane
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
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if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly
