Plane jokes
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.