What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
