Plane jokes
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Memes
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️