Plane jokes
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
Memes
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...