South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
all these jokes are all plane
I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them
I took a plain to go see my hairline.
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
i don't really understand 911 jokes but they eventually hit me like a plane
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?
A: an airport
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
quit making Plane jokes there just PLANE wrong
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
Why were the twon towers mad? Because they ordered three peperoni pizzas and one came plane, the ither came late, and the lther one went to the wrong address.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
