Plane jokes
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️