What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
