Plane jokes
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!