Plane jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
When your plane heads for New York...
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.