Plane jokes

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!