Plane jokes
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.