Plane jokes

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!