Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
