Plane

Plane jokes

Tower

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Orphan

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Side

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Ocean

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Memes

9/11

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Pilot

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

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  • Birthday

    For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

    Tower

    Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

    WiFi

    Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

    On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

    Twin Towers

    I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

    Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

    9/11

    I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.