It's a tower No it's a plane Me: nope it's 9/11
so a blond and a brunet jumped out of a plane . who hit the ground first
the blond becase she had to ask for directions
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
My BALLS iched when I crashed the plane
To forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open Wide!!
THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
Why was 911 anoyed at the pizza guy.
Because the ordered meatlovers but they got plane
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Why did the plane go to kfc,
To lose its wings and crash
plane vs plane who wins plane
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
Why is my plane delayed
Because someone hit the sears tower
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge
