Plane jokes
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
Memes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.