Plane jokes

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.

Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.

Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.