Plane jokes
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Memes
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.