"Hi, plane," said the tower.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
9/11.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
