Plane jokes
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.