Plane jokes

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.