Plane jokes
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
He was so close but so far
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?