Plane jokes
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.