What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, πΏπΏπΏ
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
