Plane jokes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.