Plane jokes

You know what I told my little brother plane?

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

What's the worst time to fly a plane?

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.