Plane jokes

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!