Plane jokes
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.