A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
It’s a bird It’s a plane Oh shit it is a plane
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
It's a tower No it's a plane Me: nope it's 9/11
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane
I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀
i was about to tell a 9/11 joke but it was to plane
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
when your plane heads for new york
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
