"learn to fly a plane," they said. "it'll be fun," they said...
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
Why Are Planes The Most Dangerous Killers? Because They Killed 2,996 People in 10-25 Minutes
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them
My father who flew the plane couldn't have a funeral,he went everywhere
11/9 Is opposite day the towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11 way
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man they got it wrong, I wanted this shity plane
How dare you people make 911 jokes it's just "plane" rude
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
I took a plain to go see my hairline.
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
