Plane

Plane jokes

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)