What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza.....Sadly, they got planes
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
