Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Plane Jokes
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
