Plane

Plane Jokes

I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.