What's a building's first crush? A plane.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
i was about to tell a 9/11 joke but it was to plane
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
When your plane heads for New York...
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What did one tower say to the other Damn you looking PLANE!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
