*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
Which is the worst place to sit at inna wedding ? Between 2 buttcheeks
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
There as soon as changed into an undergo and a rabbit and that they hated every other. The undergo and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree stated: “i can provide you 3 wishes a bit if you will prevent combating!”So the bear went first. “I want all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest become females.The rabbit stated: “I want I had a helmet.” Rabbit receives the helmet and the bear looks at him funny.The bear wishes: “I desire all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The desire became granted.The rabbit says, “I desire i’ve a bike.” by this factor the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest aspect he’s ever seen. The rabbit could want for cash and have all the bikes in the world.The endure says: “I want all the bears inside the world are woman.” The want is granted.while it’s the rabbit’s flip to wish, he places on his helmet, receives on his bike, and says: “I desire that endure is homosexual.” Funniesjokes.com
Which room is the safest place in the house? The living room.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.
The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.
Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.
After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."
Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.
Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"
What would good be if it was a place?It would be a desert because it had to many droughts!
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place) Chimmy2: your to young to smoke
We were at a restaurant today and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch. I asked, "what do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What’s worse than giving women rights Them I having It in the first place
Yo mama so dumb her dad said "you're driving me crazy" and she said "I didn't know crazy was a place"!
