Pilot jokes
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.