Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
