What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Pilot Jokes
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
