Pilot jokes
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.