Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
( the plane ) we can’t go over it we can’t go under it oh no we have to go through it
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
