Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather
( the plane ) we can’t go over it we can’t go under it oh no we have to go through it
My uncle died in 911, He was a pilot.
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
“Who are the fasters readers in the world” “the 911 pilots they did 30 stories in 7 seconds”
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
