New Pilot Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”