Pilot jokes

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I want to be a pilot.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.