How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
I want to be a pilot.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I made this one up my self just now.
Stephen hawking would be a good pilot becuase the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
