Pilot jokes

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I want to be a pilot.