Pilot jokes
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I want to be a pilot.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.