Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
why don't orphans go home at pick up? cuz they don't have parents to pick them up
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
When orphans go to school they can’t get parent pickup.
Are you a builder, because you are giving me an erection
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
