Pickup jokes

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.